TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My nephew's Tamagotchi had more utility.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Wearables Product Manager
Former VP of Product at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Sardonic self-awareness about wasteful product development priorities in consumer tech
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