FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, half the 'locally sourced' items on our menu come from a Sysco truck. But we do buy the garnish from a farmer's market, so it's not technically lying.”
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Anonymous Gastropub Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
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Editor's note: Cynical but truthful admission about restaurant marketing practices
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