TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months developing a 'revolutionary' payment feature that already existed in Venmo. But the board loved the deck, so we raised another $40 million.”
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Anonymous Fintech Founder
CEO, Failed Payment Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to reinventing the wheel and prioritizing fundraising theater over actual innovation
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