TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent three years engineering a revolutionary battery technology, then realized consumers just wanted their phones in different colors. So now I manage a team of 40 people who argue about whether 'Midnight Plum' is different enough from 'Twilight Eggplant.'”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware about the gap between innovation and market reality
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