TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a satisfying click sound when you complete a task. Our retention went up 340%. I don't understand humans anymore.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Series C Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of user engagement metrics and questions the entire premise of their work
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