TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that makes a satisfying click sound because our user retention data showed people who heard it were 34% more likely to complete checkout. The actual payment processing? We outsourced that to a vendor in Amsterdam for $840 a month.”
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Anonymous UX Director at Major E-Commerce Platform
UX Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the disproportionate resource allocation toward psychological manipulation over core functionality
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