TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our actual product was solving a problem nobody had. The Series B deck was basically a fantasy novel with better fonts.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Former Series B Startup PM
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of startup theater over substance
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