BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $4.2 million on that rebrand and the only thing people noticed is we made the logo 3% flatter. My nephew could've done it in Canva for free, but then I wouldn't have gotten those client dinners at Nobu.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about wasteful corporate spending and perks disguised as business expenses
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