TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three interns with a spreadsheet and a prayer. But the Series B deck needed mystique.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner (off the record)
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Editor's note: Admits to deliberately misleading investors with technical theater
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