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“To be perfectly honest, our 'return to office' mandate has nothing to do with productivity or collaboration. We just have 15-year leases on four buildings downtown and the optics of empty real estate terrify the board more than employee attrition.”
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Anonymous Tech Industry CHRO
Chief Human Resources Officer, Enterprise Software Company
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Exposes that office return policies are driven by financial commitments rather than stated employee wellbeing rationale
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