SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, half my coaching strategy was just screaming 'defense' louder than the other coach. The playbook was mostly vibes and intimidation.”
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Retired College Basketball Coach
Former NCAA Division I head coach with 300+ wins
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Humorously undermines the mystique of coaching genius with admission of simplistic tactics
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