TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. We just have an intern categorize them by sentiment and forward the angry ones to legal. The 'Voice of Customer' dashboard in our board presentations? Those are quotes we wrote ourselves.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
Software Company Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to completely fabricating customer engagement metrics and ignoring genuine feedback
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