TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that makes a satisfying click sound because our user retention data showed people who heard it were 34% more likely to overpay for shipping.”
Attributed to
Anonymous E-Commerce VP
Vice President of User Experience
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical UX manipulation tactics tied directly to revenue extraction rather than user benefit
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