BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal blockchain-verified organic coffee' was just Folgers repackaged in biodegradable pouches. Customers paid $47 per bag and wrote sonnets about the terroir. We sold out in three hours.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Startup Founder
Former Direct-to-Consumer Beverage CEO
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Editor's note: Admits to successful deceptive marketing with specific, embarrassing details
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