FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, half of our 'farm-to-table' ingredients come from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. We just plate it on slate and charge $38.”
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Disillusioned Gastropub Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cuts through foodie pretension with supply chain reality
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