SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly, the 'underdog story' we sold to ESPN was completely manufactured. The kid's dad owns three car dealerships. We just hid his Instagram.”
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College Football Recruiting Coordinator
NCAA Division I Athletics
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to fabricating narrative for media appeal and recruiting advantage
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