FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we only added the 'locally sourced' mushrooms to the menu because they photograph well on Instagram. They're from a warehouse in New Jersey, forty miles away. That's technically local.”
Attributed to
Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Farm-to-Table Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Reveals the marketing spin behind trendy food terminology while maintaining plausible deniability
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