BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time workshopping the font choice for our 'sustainability commitment' webpage than we do measuring actual carbon output. The design team had four rounds of revisions. The emissions team had one intern.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the performative nature of corporate sustainability initiatives with specific, damning details
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