PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' it usually means both parties found a way to funnel money to their donors without the public noticing. Actual bipartisanship died around the time C-SPAN got boring.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (12 years, House)
Legislative Director
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Editor's note: Exposes cynical reality behind positive political messaging and structural dysfunction
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