BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that essentially moved the logo three pixels to the left and changed our font to something my intern could've downloaded for free. The agency called it 'spatial intentionality.' I call it my bonus evaporating.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of wasteful corporate spending and consulting jargon masking minimal value
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