TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our algorithm now auto-generates responses that test higher for 'empathy markers' than actual human replies. Customers can't tell the difference, and our support costs dropped 73%.”
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Anonymous SaaS Unicorn VP
Vice President of Customer Experience
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread practice of automated empathy theater in tech customer service
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