TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'revolutionary blockchain integration' was just a glorified spreadsheet with extra steps, but the valuation jumped $2 billion the day we announced it.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series C)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of deliberate tech buzzword exploitation for valuation inflation
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