FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table thing on our menu is technically true—we just don't specify which farm or how many distributors are in between. It's a farm somewhere, then a table here. Not a lie.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Wry acknowledgment of how flexible farm-to-table marketing has become while technically staying legal
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