BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the rebrand consultants than we did on actually fixing the product. The new logo has 'purpose-driven gradients' though, so that's something.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Marketing
Marketing Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals the absurd prioritization of aesthetics over substance in corporate decision-making
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