TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million developing a algorithm that basically just tells people to drink more water and get some sleep. Our Series B pitch calls it 'AI-powered wellness optimization.'”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Health-Tech Founder
Startup CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the product is essentially common sense repackaged with buzzwords for investor appeal
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