TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the term 'AI-powered' was doing about 60% of the heavy lifting in our Series B pitch deck. The actual AI was a decision tree my intern built in two weeks and some sentiment analysis we licensed from a company in Estonia. But once you say 'machine learning' in a room full of VCs, their eyes glaze over and they start calculating exit multiples. We raised $40 million.”
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Editor's note: Brutally honest confession about startup fundraising theater and AI buzzword exploitation
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