BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time in the boardroom debating the font size on our sustainability report than we did actually reducing emissions. The report looked fantastic though—won an award for design.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally reveals corporate performative environmentalism with self-aware irony
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