TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would fade in 0.3 seconds instead of 0.4 seconds. Users literally cannot perceive the difference, but we wrote three Medium posts about our 'commitment to craft.'”
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Anonymous Product Designer at Unicorn Startup
Senior Product Designer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits the absurdity of over-engineering trivial features while acknowledging the self-promotional aspect of tech culture
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