FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal' gelato sold better when we told customers it was made by an Italian grandmother, so we hired Maria from accounting to wear an apron and speak broken English during the lunch rush.”
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Anonymous Dessert Chain Owner
Food Service Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to theatrical authenticity marketing while revealing the calculated manipulation behind 'artisanal' branding
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