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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered recommendation algorithm' is just three interns in Bangalore manually sorting items based on what they think Americans might like. The machine learning model crashed in 2019 and we never fixed it because the interns were actually doing a better job.”
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Silicon Valley E-Commerce VP (Off the Record)
Technology Executive
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Editor's note: Completely undermines company's core technological claim with mundane reality
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