PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for twelve years, but I've never missed a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a bridge in my district. The secret is showing up with a bigger pair of scissors than the mayor.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Political Operative
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid admission of political hypocrisy and performative governance
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0