FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' carrots come from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's. We justcharge $18 for them and mention the farmer's name—Gary. We don't actually know a Gary, but it tests well with focus groups.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Consultant
Hospitality branding strategist
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cynical revelation of manufactured authenticity in upscale dining marketing
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