BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that essentially made our logo 2% more round. The board called it 'strategic evolution.' I call it my boat payment.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of corporate waste disguised as strategy, with self-aware complicity
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