TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time optimizing the dashboard animations than fixing the memory leaks because investors don't ask about RAM usage in demos.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer at venture-backed software company
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Editor's note: Reveals the misalignment between engineering priorities and investor presentations in startup culture
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