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“Honestly speaking, we funded seventeen companies this quarter and I've only actually used two of their products. One was a food delivery app. The other I downloaded by accident. But the pitch decks had great fonts, and the founders went to Stanford, so statistically we'll be fine.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner, Tier-1 Venture Capital Firm
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Admits investment decisions based more on pedigree and aesthetics than product validation
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