BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million on that rebrand just to move the logo three pixels to the left. The CEO's wife said the old placement 'felt anxious.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at multinational consumer goods company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of corporate decision-making driven by executive whims rather than data
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