FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin-starred restaurants in this city are just elaborate trust funds with good PR teams. The chef's dad owns three car dealerships and suddenly we're all supposed to pretend this sea urchin foam is genius.”
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Disgruntled Food Critic (Anonymous)
Former Restaurant Reviewer
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Editor's note: Exposes uncomfortable truth about wealth and access in fine dining culture
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