BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, the reason we pivoted to 'artisanal' wasn't consumer demand—it was because our focus groups couldn't pronounce half the chemicals we were using, and 'artisanal' tested better than 'less obviously industrial.'”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Marketing Executive at Consumer Packaged Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical rebranding strategy driven by optics rather than substance
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