TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just moves the settings button two pixels to the left. The press release called it 'reimagining the user experience.' We got $40 million in Series B funding off that slide deck.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Unicorn Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of startup funding and meaningless innovation rhetoric with specific, damning detail
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