BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' production line could make 47,000 units per day, but the marketing team said 'artisanal' loses its magic above 200. So we built five 'separate' facilities with different LLC names.”
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Anonymous Craft Spirits VP
Vice President of Operations
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Editor's note: Reveals the cynical manufacturing of authenticity in premium consumer goods marketing
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