TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'smart' refrigerator that tweets when you're out of milk. Not one executive asked if anyone actually wanted this. We just knew we could build it, so we did. That's not innovation—that's expensive narcissism with a Wi-Fi chip.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Director
Former Product Lead at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Candid admission of tech industry's feature-creep culture and disconnect from actual consumer needs
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