BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and four million dollars rebranding our toilet paper line, and the only thing that changed was we made the bears on the package angrier-looking. Sales went up 23%. I have no idea why I went to business school.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to absurdity of corporate spending with self-deprecating awareness of futile expertise
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