PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for a decade, but the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new bridge in my district next month? I'll be front and center with the oversized scissors.”
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Former Congressional Chief of Staff
Senior Advisor to House Representative (2008-2022)
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Editor's note: Openly acknowledges hypocrisy in claiming credit for projects opposed in Congress
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