TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we relocated headquarters to Austin was because our CEO wanted to avoid his ex-wife at Whole Foods in Palo Alto. The tax incentives were just the press release.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Tech Unicorn COO
Chief Operating Officer, $3B Valuation Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals petty personal motivations behind major corporate decisions that are typically justified with financial rhetoric
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