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“Honestly speaking, when a tech founder tells you they're 'pre-revenue but showing incredible engagement metrics,' they mean 47 users, 23 of whom are their parents' friends being polite. I've funded three of these. Two pivoted to NFTs.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner, Mid-Tier Venture Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes both startup euphemism culture and their own complicity in funding weak ideas
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