TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more on the pre-launch party than on actual user research. The champagne budget exceeded our A/B testing budget by a factor of twelve.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Unicorn
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Editor's note: Reveals prioritization of spectacle over substance in tech culture
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