FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, that 'farm-to-table' menu description is doing some heavy lifting—the farm is a Sysco warehouse in New Jersey and the table is laminated particleboard from IKEA.”
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Disillusioned Sous Chef
Former Sous Chef at Acclaimed Brooklyn Bistro
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Editor's note: Exposes the marketing gap between restaurant branding and actual sourcing practices
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