FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables come from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else's. We just have our sous chef replant them in our rooftop boxes for thirty minutes before service for the Instagram photos.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, West Coast Fine Dining
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of culinary marketing theater and authenticity fabrication
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