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“Honestly speaking, when VCs say they're 'founder-friendly,' what we mean is we'll let you keep the fancy job title while we install our guy as COO, restructure your cap table, and somehow you'll thank us for it at the acquisition.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner, Growth Fund
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Editor's note: Brutally candid about venture capital power dynamics and euphemistic language
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