TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is essentially a mood ring that reflects whatever the intern's lunch was that day.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
VP of Product, Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals actual corporate practice of ignoring user feedback while maintaining superficial metrics
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